Fresh as the mornin' dew. Sliced, spiced 'n battered, then tossed in the fryer, Bart says these are great and he ain't no liar.

  Bart dips'em in his secret batter 'n fries'em up jest right.

  If'n you jest can't decide, Bart sez get'em both!

  Hot'n spicy jest the way Bart likes'em... or mild fer you tenderfoots.

  Bart first thought this was one of those sissy drinks with little umbrellas, but now it's one of his favorites!